by Michael Katz, USA TODAY Sports

This is a short story about Andray Blatche, narrated on Twitter by the Brooklyn Nets power forward. It’s a pretty good one.

You see, what started out as a typical night in the life of an NBA basketball player, soon became another passage in the increasingly voluminous and delightful chronicles of the Life & TImes of Andray Blatche.

I’ll let him take it from here.

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