Kris Humphries, who returned to the Nets on a one-year contract this season, has a full no-trade provision in his deal, so he’s not going anywhere he doesn’t want to — although he suggested today he’d be willing to waive the no-trade if it meant going somewhere he’d like.

“Would you jump off a bridge?” Humphries asked reporters who inquired about his willingness to waive the no-trade. “It depends how high the water is (or) if there was a drowning baby in the water. I mean, because you (might) jump off in the summer, if it was warm out, (and) you know the water was deep underneath.

“It’s all circumstantial, is the point I’m trying to make,” he said.

via Colin Stephenson of The Star-Ledger