By Michael Katz, USA TODAY

Stephen Jackson. Eating fried ribs. In slo-mo.

Watch this video, then scroll down so we can talk about this. There’s a lot to discuss.

Cool story, Stephen Jackson, but the best part of the video is all the food his uncle Mecheal has succeeded in frying. In Stephen’s words, the “stuff that y’all will never hear about.”

So naturally we present …

1. Barbecue spaghetti
2a. Alligator gar
2b. Fried gar balls
3. Stingray
4. Rabbit
5. Blacktip shark
6. Crawfish

What would you most like to try? Tell us in the comments or on Twitter at @USATODAYSports.

One more thing: Stephen Jackson Eating Ribs [dot] GIF